My last Film Journal was 21st December 2008, I reviewed the coming year in film that I was really looking forward to and here we go…phat!
Nothing really, nothing to bring my hands to the keyboard to say, “go see this, it is worth your money”, The Day The Earth Stood Still..Hummm Usual stuff, Watchmen fizzled, Wolverine, ho hum, same as… Star Trek was in parts excellent but some of the script jumps were just to unbelievable to stomach so in the end I passed as I really didn’t like it, Angels & Demons I enjoyed but it was nothing new, Terminator Salvation was quite simply the disaster of the summer, it was on story but so off story it went nowhere and has simply buried a franchise and the problem came down to a director (McG) who just stole bits from every film he could think of except the Terminator clones, Michael Bay’s Transformers 2 was another Bay crap of acting and over the top (and how to not use over the top CGI) too much unbelievable action, GI Joe, was another Hollywood 3rd rate action CGI film…in other words crap….and on and on it goes, If the McDonald, Blockbuster Game, Comic book tie-in is “So Cool’ the film is a real stinker, and we are so over another Icon in NewYork or Paris falling down (i.e. 2012), in other words Hollywood its not film making anymore its ….well crap, multi-million dollar crap, worse there was no Batman sequel or Ironman to fix anything either…so this is a worse year than last year and with so much promise.
Of the list there was one film (yes a film, not a movie) that was very discrete, most of the say in the know film people umped and erred and said $30 Million?, you can’t make a decent Rom-Com for 50 Million never mind a Si-Fi film as for that you need at least 200Million and with that you will use 12oMillion spent on the CGI, 70Million on bad acting and over priced stars, 8 dollars to photocopy the script and 15 Million for the catering!…
but there was a clever (the buzz word) viral advertising of posters declaring that “Humans Only” are not allowed into District 9…other wise it was all a bit low key, which meant it was worth watching..
Now before you grab your car keys and scream out to the Multi-Plex you will have to understand this is not the usual Hollywood Action Bash, yes there is action in it, and the best you will see for a long time and if if you have a problem with that sort of camera shooting were the operator is blind drunk and very real (It was filmed on the new RED camera format) you will loath this film, as will your mother and your father, and even your sister, your dog and even the cat will need psychiatric help as too where all its food has gone.
If you want Star Wars imagineering then you will hate it also as this what i would call guerrilla filmmaking, it is violent, real, outlandish, ugly, dirty, smelly, awful, but totally brilliant, its about as far away as you can get from the polished summer blockbuster as you can get, Its nothing like Blade Runner so you can forget about stylised sets, and you want the aliens to first and foremost to win and kill us because we deserve to be killed and and I was so deeply pleased when they did so, and do it as cruelly as possible, in fact i cheered them on all the damn way as signs meant to keep out the aliens should be really turned around to keep us out, as we are (humans) the real filth of the film.
The only real problem you will have is trying to understand the languages, the aliens are quite easy in fact, but the South Afrikaner accent is quite daunting to and hard to decipher, the only other quibble is why didn’t the aliens use their amazing hard core weaponry and just wipe us all out, I would have done so, otherwise…
the story is quite simple, an alien spaceship had appeared over Johannesburg, South Africa 28 years years ago, at first we welcomed the off world rag tag of starving space travellers that were stuck here because their ship simply ran out of fuel, they were set up in an area called District 9, and that is when the problems started, in the intervening years they became almost refugees and created a squalid camp of apartheid proportions, in fact the whole premise was based on these facts, a MNU (Multi-National United) field operative named Wikus van der Merwe (Sharlto Copley) is sent into the camp to evict the aliens and move them to a new set up camp 200 miles away in district 10, underlying his situation is that MNU is a commercial company recruited in to manage the alien refugees known in a derogatory term as “prawns”, but their real motive is to profit from the alien technology mainly in the arms and weapons and have set up a research laboratory to try and convert the weapons for human handling as they only work with alien biology, as only their own DNA will fire the weapons, things take a turn for the worse for both species when van der Merwe in cleaning out the camp comes upon a vital canister that one alien called Christopher Johnson and his cute son CJ has for many years in a secret laboratory within District 9 created the precious fuel needed to restart the mother ship, showing the canister to a film crew van der Merwe suddenly gets himself sprayed with the inky fuel and starts a chain reaction to his own DNA.
from here ver der Merwe becomes a vital part in the survival of the aliens plus now in trying to save his own life, a side story of Nigerian warlords set up inside district 9 to exploit the aliens for their food are also slowly brought into the situation of survival of everyone concerned, I will not go to far as to ruin the story but the last 3rd of the film is one of the best action sequences filmed for a long time, and here is the reason district 9 is far better than anything Hollywood can produce, without the over stylised glossy graphics with more and more non believable cartoon stunts, as you know that such things are just simply not possible in real life, and yet it is here that district 9 has an excellent reality feel and its reality is so clearly defined is that you feel the effects are in the correct boundaries, in other words you are in the action and it is very composed, in fact you totally believe the aliens are in South Africa and accept the premise of the film, media news and documentary interviews used throughout again draw you into this world of believability, that even any American film using this media angle approach has failed dismally in the past because again they look too faked and stylised and not in context.
It can be confronting and like mentioned many people will hate this sort of filmmaking, but it does make it a far better film and the best Si-Fi production this decade, district 9 will be a cornerstone movie, like Blade Runner was in the 80′s in the fact that the film will change Hollywood, not in the documentary style of the film as that has been around for a few years, but in the way the films are made.
Neill Blomkamp wrote and directed a short film “Alive in Joberg” that was released by Spy Films in South Africa 2005, It impressed New Zealander Film Maker Peter Jackson of Lord of the Rings Trilogy fame, however Jackson’s first early features were such horror films as “Bad Taste” and “Braindead” so he could relate easily to such a concept, Jackson originally brought Blomkamp on board to make a Halo 3 film version of the video game called Halo: Chronicles which was then cancelled (finance probably), but then “Alive in Joberg” concept was broadened and rewrote to become the full feature that is now district 9, and it is here it get interesting.
Hollywood finance would certainly be not available even with Jackson’s record in the town, In most cases a film of this scale would cost 140 to 200 million, even Jackson would not be able to finance that sort of production, however a revolution has been created in the RED system by Jim Jannard of Oakley Sunglasses fame, he perfected a way to get 4096 horizontal by 2304 vertical pixels directly to flash or to hard disk storage and a HD picture that puts standard film cameras in the shade, and the cost US 17.500, in other words in adding a US$10.000 lens you can film better than a US$200.000 Panovision Film Camera plus the fact that there is no film processing to be done, it is instant from the camera to the edit suite, and if you need more then just shoot it at no extra cost..this technology combined with Jackson’s CGI Weta Digital unit in Wellington (Image Engine, Canada, Embassy Visual Effects and Zoic Studios also did CGI) created a $200Million+ Si-Fi Film for only $30Million, and in its first weekend release took $37Million and into profit, in other words this system (film) can and will break Hollywood’s tight financial grip on the industry and again put the power of the film making back into the hands of the film makers (directors).
With this sort of costing, cheap production costs will be affordable and give even light projects the chance of a profit, but it will be the move away from Hollywood and America that will be the biggest change, smaller film communities that have surrendered their film industries (UK, Australia, Japan, Canada) to just being locations will again be able to finance local product, even next to broke filmmakers could create projects that were only a few years ago unattainable, for that the product has to be better and more of it, there will be crap as there always is, but great film will come out too and a new generation of directors on the back of the technology.
Hollywood will survive of course but not with their current offerings, people are already more than tired of these photocopied scripts and stolen past iconic scenes, there is still more to come over the few years but slowly the high costs and losses will drown out the productions and consign the ultra expensive comic book product to history, as a point GI Joe as made to date US$104Million a good take on a good weekend, but it cost US$175Million to make it still has to make another US$71Million just to break even!, district 9 is already in profit and anything else now is in the bank, and no share of financing either, its all yours, money for nothing.
but for us now we all have only one question “what will Christopher Johnson do when he returns in 3 years time?”

